I luv midgets...

or at leats that's what it sez on Moose's car now thanx to leetle Ricky. Maryland spot is fini. Might be off to Pennsylvania next. Could be doing a haunted house next. Who knows. Only the Shadow Nose.

Bizzaro.

(more soon I promise)

More graphical proof that freex DO have more fun...

If yer on dial-up better go put a baked potato in the oven cuz' this might just take a while to load up.. thar be a tons of dem yarrrr!!

Spike and Lenore playing demolition derby with the 20$ wal-mart RC cars. By the way, what the hell is a tractor pull and why was it sold out tonight?


The electric moose...


Mosse's first fire breathing attempt. He blows real good.


And now a little tour of the show. Before you go in on the Bally stage is Rainbow Brite..er.. Electra Fyre trying to attract attention.


Spike.. still in the ticket booth.. looking teeny tiny.. which he is.


This is the box where 13 *cough*SiLvErPaInTeDwOoD*cough* blades are forced around our mystery rubber woman.


Gibil before he presents the blade box portion of the show.


Just to prove Spider actually does perform on the stage.


The two beds of razor sharp nails that go on spike...


That could cut thru his flesh.. like a hot knife thru butter.


More mouse trap on the tongue shots. They amuse me..


Picking up a bucket of rocks with the tongue.


Iron tongue Spike!!!


Moose after removing the coat hanger from his throat.. and bending it with his trachea.


Now some proof that I am actually in this show...





Gibil with his new razor blade hairstyle...


and the reults thereof...


The massive banner line we have to put up every morning...


Now proof why sideshow performers should not be allowed on bumper cars...

Spider, Electra, and Moose... who seem to be nodding off...


Like a fat happy child..


That is until IMPACT!!


moments before revenge...


Happy again!!


And now some close up shots while we were riding around..








The guy who let us on for free...


This photo is just on here so you can see the banners across the street..


Whew.. fun photos hunh? Doncha wish yah was here.. well doncha!?

Bizzaro.

A little story about a man named Jed...

Or not.. regardless, gather round' and listen to mah story boils and ghouls.

First off I wanna say THESE girls saved mah life in Buffalo... they gave us free food. We loved them.. some of us wanted to in other ways but.. moving on..


We got to Hamburg, NY and met the performers. One of such was Spike... he dun like the ticket box.


His wife Lenore is heavily tattood, pierced, and amusing.


One of Spike's acts is letting a mousetrap snap on his tongue..


Whereas Lenore walks on broken glass.. collected from the Jersey Shore.


Sometimes they work out their differences.. on the bed of nails.


I came up here with Moose.. and he fit right in.. or vice versa.


This is the general reaction to moose's act...

We fired the first bally slut..er.. girl and hired a new one. They had the same name so it was easier to remember. She became our new Ms. Electra.


Then we hired another new person and they were abruptly sworn in.. with a marshmallow gun.


The two new kids found they liked each other.. and thus more trailer rocking.


Gibil does a bit of fire eating when I dun feel like it. He takes heaping spoonfools of fire. It's kool.. ina hot kinda way.


So we were a happy psychotic fambly...


Then I went to Bat's Day in CA and left them to fend for themselves in Syracuse for a week. I brought back with me Spider. (Thus leaving the count at TWO sideshow memebers stolen from Dallas.)


So we got bored on the last day in Syracuse and had a puppet show with Gibil's Monkey.. wait.. that sounded bad didn't it?


So once again a happy fambly... waaaaay too early in the day.


Moose lives happily evr after...


More to come. This is from the last few spots. Beware the ides of march.. er.. Maryland.

Bizzaro.