More graphical proof that freex DO have more fun...

If yer on dial-up better go put a baked potato in the oven cuz' this might just take a while to load up.. thar be a tons of dem yarrrr!!

Spike and Lenore playing demolition derby with the 20$ wal-mart RC cars. By the way, what the hell is a tractor pull and why was it sold out tonight?


The electric moose...


Mosse's first fire breathing attempt. He blows real good.


And now a little tour of the show. Before you go in on the Bally stage is Rainbow Brite..er.. Electra Fyre trying to attract attention.


Spike.. still in the ticket booth.. looking teeny tiny.. which he is.


This is the box where 13 *cough*SiLvErPaInTeDwOoD*cough* blades are forced around our mystery rubber woman.


Gibil before he presents the blade box portion of the show.


Just to prove Spider actually does perform on the stage.


The two beds of razor sharp nails that go on spike...


That could cut thru his flesh.. like a hot knife thru butter.


More mouse trap on the tongue shots. They amuse me..


Picking up a bucket of rocks with the tongue.


Iron tongue Spike!!!


Moose after removing the coat hanger from his throat.. and bending it with his trachea.


Now some proof that I am actually in this show...





Gibil with his new razor blade hairstyle...


and the reults thereof...


The massive banner line we have to put up every morning...


Now proof why sideshow performers should not be allowed on bumper cars...

Spider, Electra, and Moose... who seem to be nodding off...


Like a fat happy child..


That is until IMPACT!!


moments before revenge...


Happy again!!


And now some close up shots while we were riding around..








The guy who let us on for free...


This photo is just on here so you can see the banners across the street..


Whew.. fun photos hunh? Doncha wish yah was here.. well doncha!?

Bizzaro.