Stick a pumpkin, win a pumpkin...

I fly back to TX this week and will post more photos but this is the end of the tour today. You kids enjoy this classic..

Greetings from the evil puppet Bizzaro. Here at ShocktoberFest to show you a taste of the madness we call sideshow.


Where is Spike you ask?


He got eaten by our trained whino Zombie.


Mere moments before the incident....


The hit was put out on him by the infamous panty ninja.


This is Moose.. close up.


Mouse Trap + Tongue = Hilarity.


Later we found out...He's a quart low.


Thaz all for now. More coming.. eventually.

Mmmmm.. glossy....

Finally... the thyme has come. Sitting at the Sinking Springs Pooblic libary (Yay public skool edukashun!!) and gonna post photos for you to see. These are the first batch.. the halloween ones will come later next week.


Here we are in Beautiful Socialist Park. (The Lenin Statue got torn down I think)


I am Amish Monkey!! Here to tell you about the sideshow.


This is the crawl space we live in. Roomy no?


Here I am glass Walking.. sortof.


Fire BAD!!


Ahh relaxing on the bed of nails.


This is what it feels like to be a fat man.


Here I am with my pals Spike and Candy. (She's new this year)


She likes fire...


Strange Piercings...


and Scars. (Chicks dig scars)


Did I mention the forked tounge? Spike is a very happy man.


She can also tell you your future.. and how big a slut you are.


You can feed her!!


Thaz Moose. He's lost a lot of weight. We still love him.


He swallows swords.. sometimes.


Hey who is that hiding behind the bed of nails?!


It's just Bizzaro. He likes magic.. no one else does.


Well thaz it from the sideshow for now. I think my time is up. We hope you enjoyed it.


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Squared..

Well kids I have much photos to show you.. but as of yet no way to get them off a camera and onto the magical wonderous inarweb. Since I am killing time at the Frederick Community College let me update you on what's been going on.

First off, last minute change of plans we ended up in Sinking Springs, PA again this year and NOT NY. We are at www.shocktoberfest.com again. Fun times. Our last spot was frederick, MD where a 20$ bill fell from the sky into a trash can RIGHT in front of me. Like pennies from heaven.. with inflation. It's good to be the king.

We made new fiends out here as well. Met the 8 kool poeple who live in Frederick. (We're hanging out with them this week.) Tomorrow afternoon Moose and I will be on 98 Rock (local radio station here) for an interview trying to get our friend nick some brownie points to be an intern. Talk about desperation hunh?

With any luck I can get some photos up soon if not you'll just have to wait for the buttload to hit when I return from the road in Early Nov.

The only real major difference out here this year is we are in ONE tent and not two making tear down and set up THAT much easier. We have to share it with the mutant animals (Which I can't post photos of sadly). We have a cow with 5 legs a 4 horned sheep a punk rock chicken and a chicken with fur.

I swear it seems that the East is where the South sends it's rejects. There are sum ignorant people living out here. Uppity no money spending jaded mofos at that. It's not like it used to be I tells yah. Anywho...

Thaz my update. I'll be in touch soon I hope. You kids remember to run with scissors.

Bizzaro.