Quick.. hide the beer!!

So far, so.. um.. well. Here's a quick update:

Right now we are idling in a big blue bus on highway 40. Our accelerator cable hath snapped for the second time. So that's fun.Luckily we don't have to be in Youngstown, OH for another 24 hours. The shows in Little Rock went.. well.. the first one was rough. The second was MUCH better. The Full Moon Horror Con was a low turnout but good fun. In the evening Michale Graves did a show, there was food, drink, and ROCK AND ROLL BABY!! I could go on and on but I won't.. instead.. here's some photos.


You know Crispy and Boobzilla...


You probably don't know Becca, our sound nigga.


This is Smidged. She is the token trouble maker.


And if you don't know who I am by now... you suck.


This is a photo from the act for WEAR 2007 (World Escape Artist Relay). Baseball Bat + Strait Jacket = Hilarity.


Smidged ascending a ladder of machetes.


This is before Michale Graves opened his little yellow bag and gave the audience Quaaludes and sang the slowest version of Dig up Her Bones EVAR!

So that's it for now from the road. 64 miles to Graceland. We're closer than Kevin Costner.

Bizzaro.

We're Baaaaaaaack....

That's right freaks and freakettes!! Bizzaro heads back out for another exciting round of sidehshow craziness!! This time with the Crispy Family. Our final destination is going to be The Sideshow Gathering. A sideshow and tattoo convention. Ink and Freaks. What could be better? Watch this space for random updates and show dates. You can also keep track at my website schedule Here.

We will be at the Full Moon Horror Convention this weekend and then off to Ohio and PA. Be on the look out!! More soon.

Bizzaro.