MAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Only a handful of people will get that title.... Anywho,o. as promised, photos of the trip. Let's start with our SECOND encounter with the throttle cable snapping!!

Between Memphis and Nashville, we stopped at an abandoned Texaco.


Inside we found what we can only assume was the leftovers from a redneck homeless bordello. Thus, Bordelloco was born!!


Out back, C is for Crispy. That's good enuff for me.


We found a good place to put it I think.


Moving on, we got it fixed SIX HOURS LATER!! We headed to Youngstown, OH (with only a flat tire to annoy us) and met Dr. Ray. A Crispy fan and all around cool guy. (Went to college with P&T) The next day... part of the bus caught fire. Later, my blanket and pillow was found still smoldering.

It's gone now.

Later that evening we did two shows at the Oakland with a band called "The Zou" (Pronounced: Zoo) who did their take on songs from Rocky Horror.


We finally made it to Wilkes-Barre and the sideshow gathering where it was ALL ALIVE ON THE INSIDE!! Including this two headed turtle.


There were some great performers oot and aboot. Zamora the Torture king even made time to stick it to the man.


Natasha Zarushka swallowed sword after sword culminating in her downing one made of neon.


From Austin, TX and all the way from Vegas was Jackie (Not sure on that spelling) the Human Tripod. Sweet girl. You can see her from time to time with the 999 eyes freakshow.


As I said memories that will last a lifetime... all thanx to Dr. Wilson, who did the impossible. A cups and balls I enjoyed. PENETRATE!!


As we head back to OK and then to TX, I remind you that beauty is found in every shape and size and those without intestines are people too.


Tomorrow, links a plenty!!

Bizzaro.